Debate the virtues of Timmy Ho’s coffee all you want, but you can’t spend much time in the Great White North without finding yourself in their parking lots, perfecting the art of desecrating your coffee cup while it’s still full of hot liquid.
We have four: almost winter, winter, still winter, and roadwork.
Not that I’m endorsing mixing cheap whiskey with even cheaper plastic sleds and hurling yourself over a snow-covered hill in the middle of the night … but if your new Canadian friends convince you to join them in this escapade, just make sure you raid their parents’ basements for a head-to-toe snowsuit ahead of time.
There is not a Canuck girl alive who does not swoon at least a little at the sight of a guy in a toque. It’s on par with snow days from work/school as the best part of winter.
With hotdogs and ketchup. It’s practically a food group. This was my lunch every day in grade 3. And grade 4. And grade 5…
Spot the traveling Canadian by the person who hangs onto an empty plastic bottle for miles as they wander around a new city waiting to run into a big blue bin.
While the Americans make fun of our “monopoly money” (and we’re too polite to tell them the Canadian mint makes currency for over 60 countries, including the US), we hope they never discover our addiction to actually fake money in the form of Canadian Tire Dollars. Once you start finding the brightly colored pseudo-currency in your kitchen drawers and under your car seat, you’ve truly joined the ranks of the Canucks.
I have been known to smuggle Clamato juice over the border just so I can have a proper cocktail with my brunch.
Leave it to Canadians to create a baked good that doesn’t need any baking. Hands down the best part of Home Ec.
Everyone knows somebody whose jokes/tweets made it into an issue once.
Watching your foreign friends taste it for the first time is practically a national pastime.
It’s a bit more polite than saying “huh” all the time, eh? And much more versatile.
Seven years in New York City has knocked this habit out of me, and my friends back home are sure it’s a sign that I’ve grown hardened and cynical (they ain’t wrong).
Smother it even one time over your Canadian bacon and there’s really no turning back.
Sure, they’re a heart attack waiting to happen. But trust me, one bite will inevitably lead you to licking the porcelain plate in no time flat.
Be sure to educate yourself on what can and can't be brought over the border to Canada when you visit. For example, you can bring your pet (with proper documentation), but fresh fruit is a no-no. Take advantage of shopping for duty-free liquor and cigarettes at the duty-free stores, but you can only buy limited amounts.
Canada is a popular hunting destination but be sure to read up on the country's laws regarding prohibited, restricted, and non-restricted guns and be sure you have all the proper paperwork.
You can take gifts into Canada, but anything valued at over $60 CAD is subject to duty and taxes.
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Here's where the hard work really kicks in. Use maps and a calculator to figure out your route, travel times, and how much time you want to spend in each area once you arrive. Don't forget to plan fuel stops, along with everything else, not every small town has a gas station, and on certain sections of roadway, where gas stations are few and far between, gas prices can be rather shocking. So it's wise to plan to fuel in larger centres.
Don't plan on doing very much driving at night. In Saskatchewan, the major cause of traffic deaths is collisions with deer on the highways. In Northern Ontario, as well as many other areas, even semi-trailer drivers respect the stopping power of the mighty moose. And in the Rockies, elk, deer, and moose pose a hazard, depending on the area.
For every five or six days spent driving or visiting tourist attractions, plan one "breakdown day" to be spent doing maintenance (e.g. oil change, repacking travel trailer wheel bearings -- they need to be repacked every 10,000 km or you risk a broken axle), getting repairs, or doing laundry / grocery shopping / catching up on your sleep / being sick.
Start attaching dates to your main stops, make sure you know of any major events that are taking place locally while you are there. On the negative side, they can affect campsite availability, on the plus side, you may enjoy participating, if you know what's going on. For most locations, you won't need to worry about making reservations a long time in advance. Reserve a campsite about two weeks in advance for highly popular sites such as Cavendish, PEI , or Banff, Alberta, otherwise, a phone call a day or maybe two days in advance should be enough to assure you of a campsite for a weeknight. Make sure you have reservations made for Friday and Saturday nights on the preceding Tuesday or Wednesday (three or four days in advance). If travelling to Newfoundland or Vancouver Island, and your RV is overheight or overlength, you will probably want to make a ferry reservation, particularly if you will be sailing on a weekend.
Dry camping (camping in parking lots or similar locations without any hookups), can be an effective way to deal with the end of a long day of driving. Wal-Mart is well known for allowing people to stay in their parking lots, but if you're just going to stay until the morning, it's not likely that you'll be evicted from any parking lot. Not every spot in every parking lot is suitable, however, sometimes you will find that the parking lot is actually quite sloped (for drainage). If that is the case, then you will have to check and see if it is level enough to allow your fridge to operate without being damaged (remember, RV fridges must be at an angle of 3° or less to operate without permanent damage). Besides, many people find it difficult to sleep if the ground is too sloped. Avoid parking close to a grocery store or restaurant, truck drivers will aften arrive in the parking lot at night to deliver food to them first thing in the morning, and the refrigerator units (reefers) on the trucks can be quite noisy and will run all night.
Canadian Tire stores often have locations which are quite suitable for dry camping: close to the main highway, but not right on it.
Church parking lots can work well, but avoid them on Saturday nights. Even on weekday mornings, you may find that a funeral or other activity is taking place, so choose a spot that won't obstruct other vehicles, with a clear route to the exit.
Gas station parking lots are generally too noisy, because they are right next to the highway and/or are being used by truckers with reefers.
Here are some suggestions for driving the main route of the Trans-Canada Highway, from west to east:
Victoria to Vancouver: Don't plan to do much more than this in one day, because between the ferry trip (2 hours, not including ferry terminal wait) and Vancouver traffic, you won't be able to get too much further along. So plan to spend the night in V-town. The Parkcanada campground is very close to the Tsawwassen ferry terminal in Vancouver, you may wish to stay here if you're arriving from Victoria late in the evening, or departing for Victoria early in the morning. The campground is gated, so phone ahead if you're going to arrive late.
Vancouver to Kamloops or Salmon Arm, via the Coquihalla Highway (no longer a toll highway): Yes, it's not actually the Trans-Canada, but the Coquihalla is both safer and faster, shaving about 2 hours off the driving time from Vancouver to Kamloops. On the other hand, if you're comfortable with mountain driving, you may find the Trans-Canada route to be more scenic. In addition, the Okanagan connector at Merritt can be used for a very nice side trip through the Okanagan Valley (Kelowna, Vernon) and reconnect to the Trans-Canada east of Kamloops.
Kamloops / Salmon Arm to Lake Louise / Banff: Start this section early in the morning, so you do not miss the scenery. Do plan to spend time in the mountain parks, they're one of Canada's scenic treasures. This section of highway is filled with railway history, with sites like Craigellachie, where the last spike of Canada's national railway was driven, connecting east and west by rail. There is also a very good railway musuem in Revelstoke. The summit of the Rogers Pass has another veryinteresting small museum. Each of these spots are excellent places to stop. Next comes Golden, stop on the highway for gas, but get off the highway and go into the town for a rest. It doesn't matter which way you're travelling, all these places are dood to stop at for a rest before the next leg. The section of highway between Golden and Field can be hazardous at any time, and it's worse if you're tired and can be treacherous in bad weather, but then so is the Rogers Pass in bad weather. Plan on at least a short break before traveling these sections. Field also has an excellent rest stop. Near Field, Takkakaw Falls is just a short trip off the highway and well worth seeing (flow is dependent on the time of year) and the Spiral Tunnels viewpoint is another short stop of particular interest to railway fans, this area was the site of numerous runaway trains until the spiral tunnels were constructed in 1909 to reduce the very steep grade of the notorious Big Hill. This whole area can have snow any time of year, yes, even in July and August!
If at all possible, drive the Icefields Parkway (Hwy 93) north at least as far as Saskatchewan River Crossing. Remember to fuel first! There is gas available at The Crossing, but you will pay a price that is appropriate to such an isolated location.
Some RVs are underpowered for travelling through the Rocky Mountains, they will slow to an agonizing crawl on the longer, steeper hills. if your RV falls into this category, pack plenty of patience and a cheerful attitude. Get over as much a possible and let others by. A CB radio set to Ch 19 can help you to communicate with truckers who are trapped behind you ("I'll be pulling over at the passing lane"), making the journey safer and more pleasant. Truckers have a saying: "Everyone can go fast downhill". Don't accelerate on downhill sections as a way to make up for lost time, use them as an opportunity to let backed-up traffic get past your RV. Otherwise, you're setting up a potential road rage situation.
Banff National Park to Brooks, Alberta: You don't want to have to leave Banff early, do you? A half day of driving eastward from Banff will take you to the town of Brooks. There are three very nice provincial parks with campgrounds in the Brooks area. Tillebrook Provincial Park, just east of the town, has a lovely manicured park-like setting. Kinbrook Island Provincial Park, on the shores of Lake Newell, is also very nice for camping, and has all kinds of water birds, from ducks to herons to flocks of majestic, gigantic, Jurassic-like American White Pelicans. Finally, about 50 km away from Brooks is Dinosaur Provincial Park and its two associated campgrounds. This is a UNESCO World Heritage Site for the dinosaur fossils which have come from the area, the bizarre hoodoos, and the human history. It's a real desert, complete with cactuses. To see the most interesting parts of the park, you will need to take a guided tour, which you can reserve in advance (along with your campsite), reservations for tours and campsites are highly recommended from June onwards.
Brooks, Alberta to Winnipeg (roughly): How much driving can you do in one day? Here's your chance to find out, as you continue to cross the prairies. This could be your night to discover the delights of dry camping. If, on the other hand, you know that you can only manage six hours of driving a day without completely losing your sanity, plan your driving across the prairie accordingly. Consider stopping for the night in Regina, for example.
Winnipeg area to Kenora, Ontario or Thunder Bay: Much of this route is on two-lane undivided highway. Make sure to stop at the Terry Fox Memorial on the west side of Thunder Bay.
Thunder Bay to Sault Ste Marie: This leg of the journey goes along the north shore of Lake Superior, an area noted for its beauty and isolation. If you've already gone through the Rockies, the hilly terrain here will not be much of a challenge, if you are headed west, you will find it a good place to practice your hill-climbing and deceleration through downshifting. This is a very isolated stretch of road, with little cell phone coverage. It is also quite beautiful, if your RV is small enough, pull off into some of the lakeside parks and enjoy the magnificent views. If you have a long RV, however, you may find it difficult to get into and out of these roadside stops.
Sault Ste Marie to Sudbury: If you're travelling with children, seriously consider staying overnight in Sudbury so you can visit the science museums at Dynamic Earth (next to the Big Nickel) and/or Science North. They've put up with all the driving so far, they deserve a break. If you wish to press on, you can end the day camping on the outskirts of Ottawa.
Ottawa to Montreal: Ottawa is not just the capital of Canada, it's the museum capital of Canada. Once you've toured the Parliament Buildings, and seen all the museums you can handle (Museum of Civilization, Canadian War Museum, etc. etc.) it will be time to move on to Montreal. Unless you are already familiar with Montreal, spend some time studying the city map before you leave Ottawa. As with other major cities, you won't find a campground conveniently located near the downtown core, instead, campgrounds such as Camping Alouette are usually in the farmland surrounding the cities.
Montreal to Quebec City: Montreal is very charming, but Quebec City is an amazing place, it is the only remaining walled city in North America, and the Old City is full of history and culture and great food and shopping. Kids will enjoy watching the huge variety of buskers, many with quite elaborate 30-minute shows. Expect to spend as much time there as you did in the Rockies. The Quebec City autoroutes (freeways) are very good routes outside of rush hour.
Quebec City to Fredericton: Fredericton has many fascinating historical attractions, from King's Landing Historical Settlement (a living history village a short drive from Fredericton) to the mill town of Marysville to the Historic Garrison District. Hartt Island RV Resort is a great family-oriented campground.
That said, there are certain basic pieces of information that you will need no matter where you apply for a marriage license.