“You love hockey? I love hockey!”
What is Hippo Campus? How can I live stream Rock the Garden?
Can I get the 5-8 Club’s emergency hotline, please?
And “Oh yah, sure, you betcha” has progressively become “Oh yes, absolutely, no problem.”
When did this happen?
Because apparently some fashion editor deemed it “all the rage.” Jigga what? Let’s be best friends!
Once a Gopher, always a Gopher.
“Well, honey, on my way to church it was snowing, ya know, then the sun came out and the sky was just as blue as that ocean you’re living near!”
Those are your hometown boys!
Mint Oreo Blizzard is better than anything, ever.
Ahhh, the fresh smell of newly filled potholes…
There is literally no other reason to buy this can other than to pay homage to Minnesota.
1. Post-it Notes
2. Partially Interested Response (ex: “That sounds…interesting.”)
3. Prominent Head Nod
And you in front of your favorite band’s star at First Ave, mounted deer heads at a dive bar Up North, a Glamdoll doughnut, and Target Field’s skyline view.
You tried to gain a respectable following, but really, you don’t mind being that guy bar-hopping dressed as a zombie. You can only pretend you’re chugging Brain Belt, but it’s the thought that counts.